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I hate my friends

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lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

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lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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amenpenis:

if pluto isn’t really a planet how do you explain this

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dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

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thefinespine:

when ur friend invents a crack ship and u fall for it 

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Avatar: The Last Airbender + text posts (aka following the trend that you’ve probably seen all over tumblr) [part 2 here]

[Credit for screenshots here]

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totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

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geekygothgirl:


jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

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capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

thehomonextdoor:

this is the cutest and i will never get over it no matter how many times i see it

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"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

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if you cum and she doesn’t, you just fucked up.

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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spacemuffinz:

sandandglass:

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

God bless the itty bitty titty committee

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